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2016 Xmas Special

Would you believe it we?ve actually gone and done a Podcast. The gang are back for one night only (possibly) and not only that, but the wonderful, magical, Lee Partridge is back. Fun time. We look back on a half season of football, give some predictions for the future, and generally arse about a bit. No change then. Enjoy the holiday season with a below average podcast. Hurrah!

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We?re on holiday

We?re on hiatus for a bit. Sorry.

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Episode 117 - CPOS Awards

Its the final show of the season and its a bumper edition. Its the CPOS Awards! We dish out the most coveted accolades in all of Football to those most deserving. We also look back at pre-season predictions and measure them against reality, which involves coming to terms with how little we know about football. But hey, we have fun anyway. (Spoilers, this recorded a week ago and we all know how quick things change in football right?) Listen to the last show of the season here:

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Episode 116 - Goal Rat

The Premier League has drawn to a close and the gang give it a fitting send off by reveling in all of its glory. After a look back at the last weekend of action, and the season as a whole, the gang turn there attention to the future, and in that future they see England. They give the once over to Roy?s initial 26 man squad and even dare to give some Euro predictions.

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Episode 115 - The Pools

This week the gang definitely are on the beach and instead of bringing you a professional, polished football show, pretty much just sit around chatting instead. The Pools, Peaky Blinders, and under 7?s reffing all feature as well as Blue the dog. Yes, we have a dog in the studio this week and naturally, hilarity ensues. (Don?t worry, there is some football chat too).

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Episode 114 - Hleb

We?re back. After our impromptu hiatus the gang reconvene to celebrate Leicester becoming Premier League Champions and weep with empathy at the relegation dog fight. Tottenham, Man Utd, Newcastle and Sunderland also get mentioned as well as Jordon Veretout?s life choices. A veritable plethora of patisserie shaped football delights awaits inside. Come in?

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Episode 113 - Pooey Dessert

As the climax of the Premier League draws ever nearer, the gang pick apart the key games of the weekends action. Leicester?s heroics, Sunderland?s fight, Newcastle?s win, and Villa?s relegation. All this plus interim Mangers and the Fantasy League round up. Enjoy it before the season ends.

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Episode 112 - OK

What cantankerous nonsense is this? It?s this weeks podcast that?s what. As the Premier League ambles towards the seasons twilight years, the gang lose no gusto in their dissection of the comings and goings. West Ham, Leicester (again), and Man Utd all get mentioned as well as Steve McManaman, Panini stickers (again), and footballers in films. Seriously, it doesn?t get any better than this.

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Episode 111 - Pie Wars
The gang are back after another week off, and they?re ready to go. Well, as much as they can be given the heady heights and plummeting lows the Premier League has thrown up for us this week. But more importantly than that, there is in depth pie chat, Panini stickers, and the gang even have the gall to call some players ugly. Pot, kettle, black. have a little bang here.
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Episode 110 - Obi Wan Iwobi

After an unexpected holiday the gang return triumphant, and get straight to business digging into this weekends Premier League action. Newcastle, Liverpool, and both Manchester teams feature as well as a smidge of scandalous gossip. Also, no animals were harmed in the recording of this show. Now go forth and hear?

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Episode 109 - Rondonaldo

This week the gang fill the airways with more bile and lies but do somehow manage to squeeze in some football chat. The weekends Premier League comings and goings are all digested, referee?s professional integrity is called into question, and we?re regaled with tales of Mike?s goal in training. Delightful.

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Episode 108 - Kids v Teachers

This week the gang briefly stray away from the Premier League to have a gander at the League Cup Final, but soon find their way home to cast a glance at the top and bottom of the table. There?s an all star Premier League mangers 11, and an honourable mention for 80?s era AC Milan. What more could you ask for.

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Episode 107 - Buddah & Megatron

This weeks show is a little Premier League lite but there is football chat so cast your worries aside. We put the boot into West Brom, undeservedly so, and agree with Pellegrini?s choice of not bothering to watch the FA cup. How divisive of us. There?s some Premier League Predictions, and we pick the best Best Man.

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Episode 106 - Kicking K

What?s that coming over the hill? Is it a Monster? No its three idiots to talk top of the table clashes and relegation humiliations. Leicester, Arsenal, Tottenham, Villa and Newcastle all discussed plus Premier League fashion tips and predictions. There?s more terrible pronunciations and an impromptu round of predictions. But not as you remember them. Tuck in.

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Episode 105 - Sent For A Hotdog

This week the gang get a bit serious and contemplate the future of Football, and it turns out it?s pretty bleak. Ollie gets passionate about Berahino, Russ gets angry about ticket prices, & Mike gets all Flamini. Don?t worry though, after all the seriousness, they?re all still idiots. 

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Episode 104 - Dick Fairies

Its a rude one this time round so the easily offended might want to skip a week, but if your interested in penises, come on in. There?s also Pep, the end of the Transfer Window, John Terry and more Penises. I?m sure at one point we even mention a football match. Have a listen.

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Episode 103 - Quickie McQuickspanish

Its a bumper episode this week with the Premier League action intuitively analysed and all the biggest football questions answered. And by that we mean, who?s the best hottest footballer? Also we have a transfer round up, the fantasy league run down, question of the week, and cookies. Delicious cookies.

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Episode - 102

We?re here once again to fill your ears with Premier League pleasantries and Soccer shenanigans. We have a transfer round up, fantasy round up, weekend round up, and question of the week round up. All for you. Now with added Ben Godfrey.

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Episode 101 - Let Me In Jonjo

We?re back to normality this week but the Premier League let us down by being usurped by the FA cup, but fear not, we excavate some EPL tidbits from the ashes of the weekends football. We have Ollie?s transfer round up, a brief chat about the upcoming fixtures and finally sick of Villa, Mike and Russ choose new teams to support. All this plus Jaffa Cakes, lots and lots of Jaffa Cakes.

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Episode 100 - Anniversary Special

We?re back, and its only our 100th bloody episode. In our Anniversary special we answer your questions to the best of our abilities. Which is not a lot. There?s Mallard?s, Gladiators, Science and actual Premier League football. Yes Football.

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